Ferguson Traffic


when there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large m-sses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.
emily: “why were you late to school today becky?”
becky: “oh i was stuck in ferguson traffic. a guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes.”

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