1. ferk. ferking. ferker. slightly softer and comical alternative for “f-ck.
2. apparently a tribe on dungeons and dragons.
origins not known, but probably made up by myself in a drunken stupor and didn’t exist until i posted it here. 🙂
ferk you you ferking ferker.
shut the ferk up.
i’m gonna ferk that c-msl-t until she implodes.
joo is a ferking ha><0r. it means fu-kin and jerks put together. man that guy is a ferk! verb; ferk, ferked, ferker, ferking, to ferk. to go through someone's possessions confined within a sp-ce, such as a drawer or a bag. 'why are you ferking through my drawers?' 'i need to ferk through your cupboards' 'i caught him ferking through all my drawers' 'i ferked through her handbag, but i only found tampons' f-cking jerk. usually used in front of parents to hide the real meaning of the term oh magawd man, my boss is a ferk! ferks means whatever you want it to. no-one knows the true meaning of a ferks but the person who said it. what the ferks? how is your ferks today? a f-cking jerk some dude just knocked my books on the gound! he was a total ferk. a nerd who's also a freak, a ferk man, you're such a ferk!
when something goes awry,when you didn’t get your way, when you thought you were right only to find out otherwise snapadiggles, i totally just f-cked up and called my ex’s voicemail and left a f-ck buddy message meant for the guy i met last night.
- Sneaky Training
practice of stealth exercising in secret without notifying your man friends in order to gain an equity edge in upcoming triathalon events. q: where’s stephen? a: he’s out sneaky training.
russian’s most famous pimp! is likely to be a bird… snegiri called me a b-tch!
bekked is a word that you can put in place of any noun to describe how you feeling. i’m soooo tired!! = i’m soooo bekked!! or you just got owned!! = you just got bekked!!
- ferret pelt
refers to a woman with a “landing strip” m-ff. so named for the slender nature of the ferret. the wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow’s nest to a ferret pelt.