ferret sex
making out in a movie theater.
yeah, me and my girlfriend had ferret s-x last night.
i love when we have ferret s-x 🙂
she makes me feel special when we have ferret s-x.
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to enjoy vigorous, enthusiastic mutually thrilling s-xual intercourse with complete abandon; i.e. with no thought whatsoever to noise levels and their effects on the immediate environment or persons therein, no thought to being seen, heard and/or recorded, and no thought regarding anything at all; simply a mindless, albeit joyful focus on the objective (the next -rg-sm or -rg-sms to be had; the kind which leave your partner shuddering and sputtering like … well … like a wild, crazed ferret, presumably one who has ingested hallucinogens, and which has just boinked and been boinked to the point of quivery, squeeky and giggle-filled exhaustion.)
“my roommate brought some guy home, and they were f-cking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid for hours! ferret s-x galore! it was awesome!!”
“yeah, he acts a little shy, but i can tell by the way he looks at me, that we’ll be f-cking like wild, crazed ferrets on acid before sunrise! ferret s-x kicks -ss!”
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