fertilize the clock
the same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
are you going home right away?
no that burrito i had for lunch is talking to me.
i think i am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
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