exploring your neighborhood’s alleys, parks, abandoned parking lots, construction sites, etc, finding “usable” junk (furniture, statues, cd’s, etc…), then selling said junk at your own yard sale
alley scrounging tbbh is more fun and educational to me, than let’s say an easter egg hunt.
basically a beautiful girl, loves other girls, wears choker chains, loves takis, loves candy, and is taken by jaurne. this is by treshta . wow keiaylah is really humping jaurne.
- ascension school
ascension school is a private school in oak park that was established by the ursuline sisters in 1912. its great place to ruin your child’s life. the uniforms would look more flattering on steve buscemi then on literally anyone there. they have gym twice a week with the actual corpse of george washington. that school […]
being so embarr-ssed, but you try to play it off like it doesn’t bother you. 1. hey bro! stop blushling, we know you didn’t mean to pee in your pants. 2. dannnng!!! the blushles are real. your girl is trashing you bruh 3. yo, if you tell my secret, i’m just going to blushle and […]
- street darts
used hypodermic needles discarded in the street. usually found in most large cities, in and around parks, subway stations and homeless encampments mike: lets take the kids to that park downtown next to the museum. cristine: ok, great!! they’ll love it. it’ll be fun. mike: they will have a lot of fun, but we have […]
(noun) (1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces… (2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. s-xual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. dendrophilia is a paraphilia. paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have s-xual […]