fertimulch
the act of using a lawnmower to mulch solid canine excrement that one is too lazy to dispose of through means of manual labor in hopes of fertilizing a gr-ssy area
because i hate picking up dog sh-t, i am going to fertimulch the lawn and hope that none of that sh-t gets all over the deck furniture.
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