fester


when sticking your index and middle finger around a male scr-t-m while your pinky finger is inserted into the man’s -n-s. the male on male equivalent of the shocker
that dude festered his boyfriend all night long.
a big bulgy sore zit, typically on your face.
don’t eat all that chocolate, it’ll give you festers!
the act of being exceptionally lazy.
dan: bro you should come over and fester with me i’m gonna watch some awesome movies since it’s raining.
brian: ok i’ll grab my copy of tokyo gore police and be on my way.
fes•ter \fes-ter\ pacnw (1987)n
1 a : one who attends festivals b : one who enjoys live music in large groups
c : one who is convivial with others in a festival setting 2 : festivalgoer (1959)n
“hey, right on fester, i like your new shirt too.”

“yeah, i met that fester at a show in 1993.”
hey fester, get me one too will ya?”
the fester was wearing green while festing at the festival.
the festival was awesome because the festers there were very convivial and knew how to have a good time while taking care of each other.
male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the -n-s.
one up the j-ps eye, two in the mud pie
they were arrested for festering in a public toilet
festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. festers are a very sensitive touch.
“i felt that girls festers all night long.”

“i felt her festers, it was nice.”

“joe is such a fester molester.”
ugly rednecks
my neighbors are festers

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