Festi


a h-m-s-xual guy who receives a bottle of snapple (or any fruitdrink) up his -n-s by his father.
this dude is a real festis.
shortened word for festival (large or small).
this spring and summer lets h-t all the festi’s, and we’ll end festi season with burning man.
to have a mini festival or celebration with your favorite herbal substance or any special item.
yo it’s my birthday let’s have a festi
gross and/or disgusting
(1) jon: yuck this pizza looks festi.

(2) kristy: sydney is festi as.

(3) luke: hahaha. how festi is she? -points-

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