festival tan


the acc-mulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.
person 1: wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from burning man.
person 2: yeah, i thought so too until i got home and took a shower – it was just a festival tan.
person 3: that’s grody.

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