festive fascist


festive fascists are there to inflict their yobbish good time on everyone, unlucky enough to be in their proximity, they will put their arms around you and will not leave until you have satisfied them that you’re having fun.
festive fascist: it’s christmas, moon that b-tt everyone, yeah

victim: no, that’s disgusting, this is a church

festive fascist: but it’s christmas, you f-ck, wooooooo, show us your t-ts, haha

victim: i’m calling the police

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