festouche


1) a bad or undesirable situation.
2) the grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.
1) since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse – this is a major festouche!
2) i told her to wax her lip, but since she didn’t listen she now has a thick festouche.

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