fetard


compound word of the french word “fête” (party) and “r-t-rd”, referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarr-ssing situations.
“claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night.”
“that doesn’t surprise me, she’s such a fetard.”
short for “f-cking r-t-rd”.
i used to work like a fetard. now i’ll just work normal hours.
a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies
when my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!
any person who plays the fire emblem video game series, a series often abbreviated as “fe.” fetards are egregiously stupid fanboys that think any srpg without the trademark “fire emblem” is instantly a rip-off and not worth even looking at.
“i call fe5 normal hard since a) it is and b) so i can call elite mode “easy” because people get confused when you tell them elite mode is for wimps.” – random fetard ramblings.

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