Fetch a Chair
a road trip where the collector takes along a companion on the false promise of fastfood as payment.
the collector insists on waiting ’till the return journey before suggesting food.
then issuing the immortal line “well, were nearly home now, might as well not bother!” , much to the disgust of the companion.
“how was your weekend, simon?”
“oh man i went to fetch a chair with steve”
“oooh you must be starving, here, have some of the best chips in south wales”
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