Fetus Burglar


a person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. his/her weapon of choice: clothes hanger.
guy 1: “hey what’s that going through the window?!”

guy 2: “oh my god, it’s. fetus burglar, and it’s going towards my pregnant wife!”

guy 1: “she’s not gonna be pregnant much longer.”

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