Fezbook


a social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.
jesus (haysoos): hey, jonah, wanna chat on fezbook?
jonah: sure, dude!
bob: can i join?
jesus: no! you look awful in a fez!

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