FF-Class
a non-vulgar way of saying the expression “fat f-ck”; something that is “ff cl-ss” is big, large, extreme, over the top, and/or excessive.
this phrase originated in south florida while trying to describe a large mercedes a co-worker had gotten under a lease. the original (paraphrased) dialogue was as follows: “what cl-ss mercedes is that?” and the response was “a fat f-ck cl-ss mercedes”, which then evolved into the phrase, “an ff-cl-ss mercedes.”
the phrase was made widely public by a youtube director {who was involved in describing the aforementioned mercedes}, with the first usage during the upgrade of a macintosh g4 computer.
the video is ent-tled “macintosh g4 upgrade (ff-cl-ss)”, where usage of the phrase is from time marker 04:26 to 04:33.
in the video, an old macintosh system is heavily upgraded with excessive and expensive add-ons (specifically, the video card) to make it an “ff-cl-ss system.”
the drain from the ff-cl-ss video card was so excessive, that it caused a problem with the power supply where the machine wouldn’t even boot!
popularity of the video helped propagate the phrase within the tech sectors in the us and the united kingdom.
“the apple 30 inch cinema display? that is an ff-cl-ss monitor!”
“that was an ff-cl-ss chinese buffet!”
“he just bought her an ff-cl-ss engagement ring.”
“i received an ff-cl-ss commission check this month.”
“i just installed an ff-cl-ss processor upgrade in my computer.”
“i just purchased an ff-cl-ss home entertainment system.”
“fat f-ck” cl-ss as defined by youtube user alfred diblasi. something exceedingly–often humorously–large.
1. that is an ff cl-ss four core wh-r-.
2. that is one ff cl-ss box of thin mints.
3. that urban -ssault vehicle is ff cl-ss.
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