ffd
ffd is short for freaking funny dude.
“okay, i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again, you are ffd!”
face fap, d-ck slap
i gave her the good ol’ ffds last night
five finger discount
yo, did you ffd those jacks at slevy?
fat f-ck denial – someone, usually a female, who is plus sized, yet tends to wear clothes much smaller than what is able to withstand there gargantuan size, making them a “fat f-ck”. this is in the attempt to “deny” that they are fat and fit in with the thin people crowd. some clothes these people prefer are so-lows, spandex, speedos, or sometimes no clothes at all. more preferable clothing for these people to wear would be ponchos, sweatpants, garbage bags, tents, houses, etc.
fat b-tch: yes, do you happen to have these so-lows in a –
clerk: no way, b-tch! size extra large couldn’t fit you. you an ffd! try goin’ to big & tall! maybe they have something that fits. can’t fit through the door? let me grease the sides fo’ you!
f-cking female dog.
omg! chelsea is such a ffd
acronym for: fur fuqn days…
its like i was p–ping ffd!!!
acronym for fat f-cking disgrace. this abbreviated form is used when tact or secrecy is necessary, but also in the interest of speed. further secreted and shortened by the term fifty.
“man! holly’s taken a meal break for the third time on her 8-hour shift. what an ffd!”
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