fffadam.


what you say when you’re mad and talking to someone an almost-slip-of-the-tongue.

“fffadam” is what you say when you’re mad at someone named adam/adan. this person goes by “adam” because noone can say his real name, adan. but you’re sooo angry at him that you almost say f-g, but you catch yourself. so instead, you said “fffadam.”

girl #1: uuugh, he never calls me anymore!
girl #2: i’ll call him for you.
girl #2 calls, he ignores her call.. she gets his voicemail.
voicemail: this is adam, if you want me to call you back, leave a message… thanks. ::beeeeep::
girl #2: hey fffadam…

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