fhritp
fhritp. f-ck her right in the p-ssy. possibly the most revolutionary and iconic phrase of the twenty first century. triumphs far above derogatory and degenerative terms such as “yolo”， “swag” e t ceterf-ckingra. this phrase has been brought to this sad world by the american savior, fred, in hopes of bringing about world peace, curing all minor and major diseases, and f-cking her right in the p-ssy. who is he trying to f-ck right in the p-ssy you say? well, asides from every female soul on this world, his true dream is to fornicate lady liberty directly in the v-g-n-l cavity. in doing so, fred will be able to free every soul in america and eradicate all non believers. its been rumored as an urban legend that once, fred sat on his lawn while drinking an all american beer and whispered this phrase to a p-ssing woman. she immediately became pregnant. beware when uttering this phrase for it may cause unexpected pregnancies.
this elegant phrase can literally be used in any conversation, no matter how nonsensical it may seem.
ex: “the oil spill was a disaste–f-ck her right in the p-ssy!”
ex:” billy, what is the answer to number twenty o-f-ck her right in the p-ssy!”
ex:” mr.president, what do you plan to do with the current immigration issue?”
obama: “fhritp”
ex: father:”so what are you kids’ plan on your date tonight?”
gf:”erhm-”
bf:”fhritp”
father:”will you marry my daughter?”
f-ck her right in the p-ssy!!!!!!!
did you fhritp last night?
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