fiarrhea

an agonizing type of diarrhea that fiendishly licks and tickles the pain receptors of your -n-s. most commonly the result of ingesting excessive amounts of spicy foods. fiarrhea is at least kind enough to fire a round of warning shots, although these are probably the worst part of all. scalding hot and rapid farts scr-pe and crawl out of your crack, leaving a m-ssacre of singed -ss hairs in their wake. the burning sensation clings to your nether regions long after the sh-t storm has p-ssed. wiping only intensifies the burning.
bruce: “your spaghetti with frank’s red hot is sure to give me fiarrhea later tonight.”
mikhail: “i don’t care.”
bruce: -gentle sobbing-
(n.) extremely painful condition that occurs after eating any variety of extremely hot food such as habanero peppers. fiarrhea causes a violent expulsion of the spicy material with very little digestion, resulting a fiery h-ll in the -n-s. the output is very gaseous and acidic, which more noxious than what was eaten. the victim of fiarrhea must spend many painful loathing hours on the toilet, regretting that culprit bowl of extra-hot dose of demon salsa.
sorry, i won’t be in to work today, i have a bad case of fiarrhea, in fact, i may need a colon transplant.
(fire-reah) need i say more??

much like diarrhea but with an added bonus of what ever spicy food you ate the night before.
that thai food last night gave me fiarrhea, oooh it burns!
#feces #cr-p #diarreah #p–p #sh-t
excrement from the -n-s usually caused by the digestion of spicy foods. the fecal matter is characterized by a diarrhea-like consistency and results in a burning sensation of varying degree on or around the -n-s. particularly unpleasant when mixed with a hangover.
i got the fiarrhea from that spicy sh-t i ate after going to the bar last night
#diarrhea #squirts #machine-gun p–p #sh-ts #burning -sshole
the fiery explosion that follows the consumption of spicy foods such as hot cheetos, buffalo wings, or any types of mexican or indian food.
guy 1: dude, we shouldnt have eaten all those hot wings at the bar last night.

guy 2: i know, my b-tthole is still burnin’ from that fiarrhea!
#diarrhea #ring of fire #diarhea #doodoo #p–p
the act of shooting fire out of your -ss during a tough diarrhea session early in the morning. this may cause a swollen -sshole for many days.
yo bro, why is your bathroom on fire?” ” i think luke had that number 7 from taco bell last night. he’s got that fiarrhea.
#diarrhea #fire #luke #-sshole #sh-t #b-tt #poo #flamer #swollen -ss #b-tch
liquid sh-t coming out of the -n-s hole in a fire like state..burning the -n-s hole as it is excreted
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#firehea #diarhea #other #sh-t #stuff coming out out of your -ss #etc.
liquid sh-t coming out of the -n-s hole in a fire like state..burning the -n-s hole as it is excreted
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#firehea #diarhea #other #sh-t #stuff coming out out of your -ss #etc.