fiat 500 twitter
basic british white girls on twitter that post about hangovers, boys, food, tango ice blasts, and generic life advice that for some reason gets thousands of retweets, usually adding an ‘x’ on the end for some sort of comedic value that is lost on the rest of the population/world. usually all have the same picture in front of the exact same door as their profile picture.
“just found out that one of my ‘pals’ sh-gged my ex when we were together, in my house while i was sleeping, happy sunday everyone x” – fiat 500 twitter
“am not being anyone’s second choice n that’s simple as that”
“could sh-g a nandos like”
“sooooo hungover, jus want a maccies, chinese and cuddles insert general emoji here”
“if you make fun of someone for getting excited about something or having fun, you’re the worst x”
“a hate getting f-cking ignored, whether its off a boy or off my pals, a think its the most ignorant thing someone can do”
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