Fiat Punto
also known as sheila or toby. the greatest car in the history of the uk infrastructure. puntos kick -ss.
craig jones got into his fiat punto and the engine did start. scratch that. craig jones walked by his fiat punto and the engine started!!
unreliable lump of pig sh-t, which has wheels and are unfortunately allowed on the uk road infrastructure.
craig jones gets into his fiat punto and the engine wont start.
a complete pile of f-cking horse sh-t with an engine and four wheels. looking to be overtaken by every other car on the f-cking road (including hybrids?) buy a fiat punto. the worst day of my life was when i bought it, the best day was when i sold it.
me: what car do you drive?
looser: a fiat punto
me: f-ck off you poor c-nt.
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