Fib Apply
when you’re so desperately looking for a job that you start to fib on resumes and applications.
“i hate dogs, and i’m allergic to cats; however, i need a job so bad i fib applied at petco.”
“i can’t fib apply at ups. they can tell by looking at me that picking up packages over 30lbs doesn’t come naturally.”
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