ficus
a cleaner, safer, subst-tute for another “f” word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.
sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) i win
again…
erica : oh…ficus!
a small fruit tree (ficus carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. it was probably native from syria westward to the canary islands.
the fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.
a small piece of tobacco. u.s.
i’ll clean the ficus from the roof.
1. to smear dog sh-t on your plant pot.
2. to wake up next to a ferrin.
3. to eat a sandwich.
4. hugh blackman.
5. see 1. repeat.
wow he’s such a ficus.
that ferrin was mad ficus.
be careful, i’ll take your ficus money.
i’m hungry, ficus.
weed. marijuana.
i’m gonna smoke myself a ficus.
a present that only a hated person receives.
person 1: donald gave me a ficus for my birthday..?
person 2: he doesn’t like you.
person 1: how do you know?
person 2: only hated people get ficuses.
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