field sock


1) a simple – od green in color – sock used by army soldiers to jack off into while in a “field environment”, thus hiding j-sm from fellow comrades who might may make fun of sergeant m-st-rb-t-r by coaxing – often at gunpoint – the p-n-s pumper to eat said sock

2) a female soldier used as a platoon f-ck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a v-g-n- as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) private smith!, quite f-cking your field sock and report to kp, asap, you f-cker!

2) 2nd lieutenant partin let the whole godd-mn 101st up in her granny sn-tch, dat sh-t bout loose as a field sock

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