it’s where you have spicy food (indian, chinese etc.) and you do farts that are small in quant-ty and noise, but pack a real punch in terms of heat and smell. they are often preceded by abdominal cramps and are succeeded by a wave of warmth under the cover that is not dissimilar to a breeze in majorca.
i went for noodles and the hot sauce has been repeating on me something fierce – i’ve been having fiery -n-s.
a lumbosacral muscle strain with lumbosacral nerve irritation caused by too much lumbopelvic movement during coitus. word origin: jerjer – a slang cebuano word for ‘extreme s-x’ coined from cebu, philippines. patient: doc, my low back pain’s getting unbearable, it’s hard for me to p–p. i might have to claim for workman’s comp. doc: nah! […]
- fratboy country music
“pop” music played on new country radio stations that is sung (not written) by artist who wear skinny jeans, tight v-necks, and other similar “frat-like” clothes who decide to throw on a pair of fancy boots and a fancy looking cowboy hat and call themselves country singers. thomas rhett is a prime example of fratboy […]
- xbox f*ckboy
a person who wants his friends gamertag just so he can use their games and their gold membership because they’re to lazy to pay for things on their own. (they also tend to give nothing in return and don’t care whether or not the other person wants them on their account.) don’t give him your […]
the art of holding a lover in tight embrace, after one has been painted with the juices of the male -rg-sm, thus creating a naked body and c-m sandwhich. wet and slippery post s-x cuddles. after he pulled out and blew a load all over my t-tties, we spent an hour c-mdleing. it was so […]
- power nooner
the act of mid-day s-x prescribed to induce a power nap. my wife is home and i have a long lunch so i think i’ll take a power nooner.