fif

fif: means to plead the fifth amendment; to not tell something to someone else because of whatever circ-mstances.

in the superlative, fif can be written as “fizzif”
example 1: rick: “tell me what happened last night with that hot chick!’
james: “fif”

example 2: “i plead the fif!”

example 3: “i can tell you that i plead the fizzif”
in french (eastern canada), a ” fif ” is someone who’s h-m-s-xual or acting like it.
le féminin de “fif” est “five”
sti qu’té fif !!!
té five mon homme !!!
low-grade marijuana, shwag, middies, etc. “fifth” or “fifty” also acceptable.
“i don’t have much money so let’s split a bag of fif and roll the l. be on the float before long”
short for 50 cent
-have you seen 50’s new video
-yeah, fif is crazy
f-ck it it’s friday
your friend offers you one more gl-ss of wine on a friday evening. you know you shouldn’t but fif (f-ck it, it’s friday).
the fifth amendment.
uh, i plead the fif.
f.if = fart induced fit. the mad flailing of arms and nose pinching that happens as soon as a fart is smelt by the person unfortunate enough to be in the room when somebody else farts.
hey man i did the best fart the other day but my girlfriend had a total f.i.f.

or, on seeing someone’s reaction to your fart you can say
“don’t f.i.f out on me now!”

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