FIFA bullshit
1. when you’re playing fifa and everything is going great, and then the game f-cks you over in the last minute so you lose. examples include:
bullsh-t handb-lls that turn into pks
fifa autoswitching you away from a wide open dude in front of the net
your aerial threat refusing to jump for a header
etc.
2. when real fifa, meaning the world governing body of soccer/football, not the video game, does something stupid like decide to have qatar host a world cup.
yeah, a random-ss desert in the middle east is a much more logical location than the us. f-cking fifa bullsh-t
fifa bullsh-t is when an inferior player continuously blames the game for their inept-tude. this is most obvious when the player in question quits before the game is over because, “this is bullsh-t.”
jimmy: that’s some fifa bullsh-t, there’s no way i should have lost that game!
patrick: 43 shots on target to your 1 and a 12-0 final score with 72% of the possession would really say otherwise…
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