FIFA shadows


this definition derives from the originally unnoticeable shadows in fifa. once discovered, the shadows are all that is visible to a video gamer’s sight.

when a trait of a woman is unnoticeable, such as her chunky waist, or demented face. few men have the ability to identify these traits, and once noticed, a man’s opinion of this woman is changed forever as he can no longer think positively of this girl. her once hot reputation has now been realized to be a fallacy, and changed to not hot.

the man who discovers this shadow is known as a shadow finder, while the woman who’s shadow is found is known as a shadow findee.
my camp friend is a tremendous shadow finder. last weekend he discovered juanita’s hidden crooked nose. i now look at her differently and realize she is in fact not hot, even though i used to think otherwise. the fifa shadows really effed this shadow findee over over.

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