Rusty Rocket


a rusty rocket happens when you do a girl or guy in the -ss with a d-ld- so hard, it jars the sh-t loose and it sticks to the d-ld-. you then take the d-ld- out and throw it as hard as you can at her face while making a bomb noise with your mouth.
jonny and jenny were fooling around and jonny says, “do you know what a rusty rocket is? jenny says no. jonny starts to perform the act of -ss-f-cking jenny with the d-ld-. she got so excited by this act that she let loose and sh-t on the d-ld-. jonny then says, “you sh-t on the d-ld- you sl-t!” he then takes it and chucks it at her face and says as hard as he can and exclaimed with pride, “boom!!”

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