fifaitus
that time of the academic year when every male doesn’t show up for school/college due to the latest release of fifa football/soccer game. the name originates from a mixture of fifa (international federation of -ssociation football) & ‘itus’ (a common ending to an illness).
teacher: why didn’t you turn up for cl-ss?
pupil: sorry miss, i had a terrible case of fifaitus.
fifa-itus is the most common infection caught when the worlds most popular football game comes out every year. more common in the male species, it can be p-ssed onto females should they be any good on an x-box or ps3 (other consoles are available)
i can’t come into work today, i have fifa-itus
s-x? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in
i’ve caught fifa-itus in my thumbs
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