fifi akao
the most beautiful, most understanding, most considerate, most perfect human being you’ll ever meet. it’s a shame, majority of them live in england…and are taken.
me: *shows picture on phone*
‘who’s that?’
me: ‘that’s fifi akao’
‘she fine asf’
me: ‘i know, but she’s in england’
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