fifreek
a long, hairy, grotesque mammal that excretes a whitish substance when excited. despite it’s obvious hideous features, it remains mysteriously appealing. perhaps it is the fifreek’s mating call, which can be heard frequently: “es ex ee for lyfe!”. it is admittedly a mystery as to the true meaning of this call, but it is so ridiculous that one must simply laugh out loud when they hear it.
“boy does that fifreek sure smell badly.”
hart
fifreek is a hart : ]]]
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