Fifteen

fifteen is the age in a boy’s life where everything sucks. period.
your body turns against you in every way possible. pimples, voice cracks, terrible body odor, unnecessary hair, constant horniness, and greasy skin and hair. hormones run wild throughout your body producing an array of emotions you can’t even understand let alone deal with.
meanwhile, you have to deal with high school. projects, homework, hard subjects, s-d-stic teachers, social cr-p to sort out, finding allies; they are very hard and common things there.
also, all the girls you meet at school seem to flourishing into beautiful women. their wonderful br–sts jiggle and taunt you, although you can’t have them. the mean ones make fun of you, the nice ones try to humor you, and if you find an absolutely great one that’s willing to be your gal, good luck getting the money to pay for her. businesses won’t hire you for a year or so even if you did have the time to work a sh-tty job.
and there is no relief from this h-ll that is your life. doing drugs or alcohol is a temporary release, if you can find, pay for, and not get caught with it. you’re just barely smart enough not to commit suicide or run away from home. and you know that p-rn you’re always watching will eventually get you in trouble. all you can do is wait it out.
also, 15 is the fifteenth number from zero
dude, why are you so down?
i’m fifteen.
dude, sorry.

and

3×5=15
a rating given to a girl if you’re not sure if you’d hit that. refers to blackjack.
m1: that stripper was a fifteen.
m2: she was 15?
m1: no, she was a 15…like in blackjack.
m2: niiiice.
“fifteeens” refer to 15 inch subwoofers in a car audio system.

for those who don’t know, that’s f-ckin huge. and the sh-t kicks.
and like a fiend fo’ the weed i’ll tweak.
4 fifteens in yo’ trunk that’s beat,
proper -ss amps, zapco, alpine.
put the c-ke on the dash,
roll a dolla do a line.
-andre nickatina

i’m takin’ chunks from punks who want funk,
treat em like 15’s, put em in the trunk.
-brotha lynch hung
purely and simply an alternative to “f-ck”. the term most likely came out of the austin, tx area in the mid 90’s when austin uber alles experienced its new s-xual revolution and casual s-x became commonplace. fifteen, then, probably refers to the amount of time a good casual f-ck takes- 15 minutes. perhaps the reference is to amount of positions.
we got so h-rny that we decided to fifteen right there on her parents bed.
fifteen is a slang word used by white people to inconspicuously refer to a black person. rumor is that it originated because 15 is the number on the black crayon in a box of crayola’s.
luk you stole my seat, you’re such a fifteen.
v. the act of coitus (slang)
beavis: i think i like her.
b-tthead: did you bust a fifteen?
an age that suks sixteens the year we all wanna be
duh
fifteen suks
not worth being fifteen

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