fifth bedpost
reference to a male’s stiff, rigid c-ck while in bed.
i rode the fifth bedpost last night. i’m sore.
i broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
he invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
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