fifty shaded
when you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/bdsm sh-t and intend to play it out with you. applies best when you aren’t aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can’t back out.
susan: did you have a good night with that guy chad?
jessica: no…i got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.
susan: ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
jessica: shut up you have no idea what i went through!
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