Figaro’s Pizza
hands down, it is the worst pizza franchise in america and one of the most corrupt international food chains in the world.
at the 2009 regional meeting of figaro’s store managers in the wisconsin area, the ceo of figaro’s (ron burger) was asked directly about the msg content of the pre-frozen pepperoni used for figaro’s pizza.
neither burger or his sales reps would answer the question.
figaro’s uses many pre-frozen and canned ingredients for their pizzas which explains much of the end result in the flavor of their pizzas.
the most commonly accepted description of figaro’s pizza seems to be, “garbage on bland crust”.
figaro’s recently stepped onto he international scene by making a deal to franchise in the uae with store owners who openly use slave labor imported from south east asia.
the marketing director of figaro’s commented on the savings and profit margin of slave labor at the 2009 regional wisconsin meeting.
“i just had some figaro’s pizza and boy is my gag reflex tired.”
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