Fight Attendant


an airlines flight attendant whose sole job is to break up fights between p-ssengers arguing over overhead bin sp-ce, reclining seats and knee defenders.
wow, that flight attendant got promoted to fight attendant when she had to step in between two p-ssengers fighting over a stupid reclining chair.

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