fighxting


you are fighting with your boyfriend or girlfriend but aren’t speaking to each other so you argue through text messages while sitting beside each other.
“him” and “her” were sitting on opposite ends of the sofa, both texting furiously on their phones.
i asked “her” who are you texting?
“him”.
but that doesn’t make sense. “he” is sitting right there.
sure it does. we aren’t talking to each other. i’m mad at “him”.
that is so ridiculous. that is the first time i saw someone “fighxting”.

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