Figure eight
male version of camel toe. when a man’s t-st-cl-s and/or p-n-s are visibly seperated by the fabric of his pants.
buddy, i think it’s time to adjust.. you got a figure eight showing.
the s-xual act of when two people stand shoulder to shoulder, facing opposite directions, and both are bent over giving and reiceiving rim jobs; all while standing. the position of the foreplay pleasures both people and results in the image of the number eight.
“since we both like our b-ttholes licked, do you want to try the figure eight?”
to burn out in the number eight motion.
i figure eighting in the corvette.
a private island off the coast of north carolina, and the town of wilmington.
occasional vacation place of leonardo de caprio, al gore, outcast, and many many others.
me: gah, those figure eight b-tches are so f-ckin rich.
person1: hey, dont you have a house on figure eight?
me: yea, sorta. see, my moms sister married a man was adopted by the camerons, who used to own the island. so, its more like we have access to houses.
person1: ……oh, wow.
me: yea
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