figurine fucker


someone who will screw everything that has at least two legs.
look at him over there. he screwed dana, jake, ms. carey and linus the cow. yeah he is a figurine f-cker.

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    to royally f-ck something up. to act outside your skill set resulting in major catastrophy. “dude! you are a total filarsky, you filarskied that sh-t up.”

  • filipating

    twerkin’ on the dance floor that ho was filipatin’ all night

  • qweem

    the act of expelling a man’s -j-c-l-t- by way of qweefing. i filled that ho up with my c-m, then she qweemed all over my face. i should have slapped her.

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    another way of spelling queen “qween b-tch” “bow dwn 2 da qween”

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    an erection you get in public which ends up being hard to hide through the front of your trousers. look! that dude over there has a big bad mole going on!


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