FIIK


f-ck if i know
what are we going to do tonight? fiik
f-cked if i know
f-ck if i know… used in response to something you either 1. have no idea about or 2. could give less sh-t about.
tj: what time do we have to be at work?

meaghan: fiik. whenever we get there.
acronym for: f-ck if i know
dude1: hey bob you know the score to the browns steelers game?
dude2: …. fiik man!
f-ck if i know

used when you are totally clueless or do not care about the subject matter.
a: do you know who won the game last night?

b: fiik man, i don’t even like sports.
a shorthand for the expression “f-ck if i know.” also indicates you don’t really care.
what’s the population of france? fiik
short for “f-cked if i know”.
jane: “hey, did i put the kd in the left cupbord or the right?”
tom: “fiik”

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