monkey kitty


a bad-ss grey kitten who’s owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. she prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. she smells real s-xy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha’s right
“d-mn milagros, where’d monkey kitty learn to creep all all puma like dat?”

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