Fike

the region of hair that can be found on the male’s lower region, specifically on the tate, a.k.a the gooch, b.k.a the grundle. also, “the fike is the mowhawk of hair between your b-lls and your -sshole!!!” -judd johnston 2001
“holy sh-t, this humidity is making my fike clump together and it’s rubbing up against my undergarments, thus creating superfluous friction in my pants and extreme discomfort.”
“i need a fike trim”
“i’m getting my fike braided into corn rows”
a lesbian of grandiose proportions;

an uber dike;

flamboyant or eccentric lesbian
at a gay pride parade

boy: “look, it’s dikes on bikes!”

girl: “those aren’t dikes, they’re fikes on trikes! they’re flaming!”
f-cking + like. used when you slur together the two.
“yo that -ss… i fike it”
fike is a legend that grew up in a small suburb of pittsburgh known as beaver. you can see fike’s name on a train bridge connecting rochester to beaver over top of the beaver river. fike had come from a family with an intimidating reputation. fike boxed in his teenage years and eventually moved to florida where he was never heard of again…..
have you ever seen rambo?
yeah
that movie was based on fike’s life.
a five wheeled bike. the front is a trike, the back is a trailer with two wheels for a total of five wheels.
lets fike together!
1. total piece of sh-t
2. overused v-g-n-
3. b-tch with really f-cked up t-ts
4. the biggest f-gget who ever lived
dude shut the f-ck up you are so unbelieveably gay, you god d-mn “fike”
euphemism for the commonly used swear word of similar sound.

last name with german origins.
“what the fike?!”
“fike you!” (middle finger optional)
“i have a fike’n headache!”

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