filch
v : to steal something small or of little value
to filch from friends and relatives is the mark of a coward.
to nick, or steal, something.
“that dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!”
shoving a hamster or other animal up your -ss. can also be used pretty much everywhere.
guy 1: i filch cats daily
guy 2: filch
to steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.
-dude, what’s wrong?
-somebody filched my pizza!
to filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones -n-s (usually another man), then he sucks the c-m out with a straw like object. the filcher is the one who eyaculates. the filchee is the receptor of the c-m. filching is the act of filching. filched is the usual past tense of the verb.
it was just going to be plain s-x, but then we decided to filch.
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