Filchy Mong
the act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons c-mmy -n-s, due to the fact that another person has jumped from height onto the body of the dead individual.
marge managed to succesfully filchy mong barry once andrew had agreed to jump from the window onto the barry’s belly.
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