FileMaker Pro


a relational database application owned and run by apple. filemaker pro has all of the complications of a sql database, with all of the programming/functionality capabilities of a calculator duct-taped to a potato.
boss: hey, i think we’re going to make our customer database work via ipad, so i bought the filemaker pro business edition. get to work.
employee: -commits seppuku-
one of the most frustrating relational database applications ever produced for human use.
i guess filemaker doesn’t deserve the word “sucks”. almost everything that sucks would reject to putting filemaker in its category. filemaker pro p-ssed this level a long ago and now it should make a new word for this level of irreliability and inconsistence. from now on when i hate something so much i won’t say it sucks but i would say it’s so close to filemaker.
#frustrating #sh-tty #pathetic #clumsy #infuriating

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