filidelfia
filidelfia spells hers name with f’s because she doesn’t wan to be a typical white girl. some of filidelfia’s immature so called ‘friends’ have tried insulting her by describing her as a ‘walking dictionary’ but frankly, she cl-ssifies that as a compliment. filidelfia’s appearance has been described as ‘short’ and ‘looks like her sister’. some of filidelfia’s most common sayings are ‘you fil’ or ‘for sure, without a doubt’. whenever she drives all curbs hide and all hands go onto the handbrake she’s a real rager on the roads. her jokes can be funny at times but are mostly horrible, people have told me she was named after the cheese because her sense of human is so cheesy. filidelfia never really knew what funny was until the arrival of her newest, bestest friend this year. but if you’re lookin’ for a finger clickin’ good time find a filidelfia.
curb: oh no filidelfia is driving again
patrick: rip
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