messy mike
when you’re hanging with your boy mike, and he gets explosive diarrhea, so you help stop it by clogging his b-tthole with your p-n-s, preferably in public.
man, mike went to taco bell yesterday, so we ended up with a messy mike at the mall.
when a guy (a guy specifically named mike) pounds his girl in the -ss with his m-ssive p-n-s, the women then begins to sh-t, this causes mike to vomit in response, the women also then begins to vomit while the man p-sses on the sh-t
my man recently just gave me a messy mike, had to clean for ages after
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