filipenis
contrary to professor anon’s definition, (which mostly got thumbs up because the internet is infested by filipinos who tend to be on the net 24-7) an average filipino’s p-n-s is nowhere near 7.5 inches.
it is still close to the average asian p-n-s size, which is 5.5 inches in length.
spanish and american blood contrary to popular filipino opinion (which is full of colonial mentality meaning they wannabe white) is not even 10% present in 95% of the filipino population.
if you think the reason there’s a lot of filipinos with white women in america compared to other asian men is because of their p-n-s size, you are sorely mistaken. unlike men, not all women measure a man’s worth by how big their p-n-ses are.
so if you’re filipino and reading the other definition and feel bad for yourself because your d-ck is nowhere near 7.5 inches, don’t be. most likely your d-ck size is close to the median. just be confident, love yourself and go pursue the woman you want whatever her ethnicity.
filipino dude: man, my cousin has a hot white girlfriend!
filipino dude 2: yeah dude, it’s because filipinos have big d-cks man. it’s the spanish/american blood in us! filip-n-s ftw!!
filipino dude 3: no, you’re wrong. he has a hot white girlfriend because he actually had the b-lls to ask her out while you two sit around playing dota or wow on your computers 24-7. get a life. filip-n-s is mostly only 5.5 inches long.
filipino dude 1 & 2: …
the charicteristically large and tan p-n-s belonging to a man of filipino decent.
disgrepancies on the size in relation to the ethnic group relate directly to mixtures in bloodlines, with more and more prevalent influxes of asian interbreeding among native populations.
it is typically above 7.5 inches on the low average, with many scared differently from undergone traditional adolescent circ-mscisions implimented through various uses of bamboo.
have you seen manny’s filip-n-s?
look at his pants, it’s ridiculous!
a filipino person who is a total jerk, wh-r-, or d-ck
wow, that guy is such a filip-n-s!
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